Phoenix and saber tooth were more than friends

The real way to tame it

1. Give it your wallet so it can check if you have enough money

2. If it says you have enough congrats and it will take all your money. (Apple pay or PayPal not excepted)

3. If you do not own enough it will turn you into an average California forest in July.

Why am I here? I still play evolved…

They poop flaming poop

Cool

I think my cat got into some elements, or I left him in the oven too long.

— plastic bag

Scar after he fell into the fire pit.

Get your wallets out for this one folks ez pay to win for only 5 bucks

“I have to pay to tame these things? My bird got killed for this and can’t even tame it?”

My t rex:”yes that is right hooman owner.” *shakes tec saddle*

Me:”AHHHHHHHH”

When I say i screamed in my brain after losing my mr seagull for this,I mean it.

(In case yall womdering I was in god mode)

-Dog

Why r they on ab?

( an aberrant version would be cool though)

STOP COMPLAING YOU DONT HAVE $5 TO BUY IT 😭