Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Player: please go away.
Pyromane: why you're my lunch.
Player: im not a Lunch.
Pyromane: then you're meat.
Player: nice to meat you.
Pyromane: im not meat.
Giga: But who is the lunch And who is the meat.
The end
More Pyromane Funny Tips
The Thyla now has to evolve into this or the shadow maneπ€¨Pokemon
I think my cat got into some elements, or I left him in the oven too long.
β plastic bag
Phoenix and saber tooth were more than friends
The real way to tame it
1. Give it your wallet so it can check if you have enough money
2. If it says you have enough congrats and it will take all your money. (Apple pay or PayPal not excepted)
3. If you do not own enough it will turn you into an average California forest in July.
They poop flaming poop
Cool
Why am I here? I still play evolvedβ¦
Dont try to pet it its not a cute kitty cat
Get your wallets out for this one folks ez pay to win for only 5 bucks
Why r they on ab?
( an aberrant version would be cool though)
STOP COMPLAING YOU DONT HAVE $5 TO BUY IT π