this little sht is the cause of so much heartache. my beautiful pteranodon girl, Pussie Airlines, and i were doing the carno killing quest thing and i hadn’t seen one in a while. suddenly, as i’m flying over the swamps, i see it. a lone carno terrorising the swampy residents. i knew i shouldn’t stop, but i was desperate to get that stupid quest finished so i could move on with my life that i did. i parked PA on a cliff by the redwoods, looking over the swamp. i took out my rifle and took aim. all of a sudden, i’m flung off the fcking cliff and fall into the marsh. i’m swarmed by the carno, who is now being backed by a baryonyx, two kapros and a sarco. throughout the battering, i don’t have a chance to defend myself while i’m frantically blowing my whistle to keep PA from trying to defend me, she’s on neutral, before i’m killed. i rush around my base, watching for that dreadful message that my precious PA was killed, but nothing shows up. i make a new pteranodon saddle and strap it onto unnamed pteranodon male and set off. i don’t care if he dies, i don’t care if i die, i don’t give a flying fck( hehe get it) about any of the sht that was in my inventory when i died, i wanted Pussie Airlines. i flew towards the cliff where i had left PA and was overjoyed when i found her sitting exactly where i had placed her. i tried to whistle for her to follow, but she suddenly shot up and started flying rapidly in circles. as i got closer, i saw this little sht running after her. during the tussle, i tried to decide whether or not to hop off unnamed pteranodon male and help or to just sacrifice unnamed pteranodon male, he had virtually no stamina left and i was still flying on him so i couldn’t use him to attack it, when PA goes off the cliff. i watch in horror as PA circles the band of carnivores that took my life, whistling for her to ‘stop’ ‘follow’ anything that may get her to abandon her vengeful pursuit, but to no avail. i watched helplessly as she was killed. i had no chance to grab her creature implant because those disgusting savages tore her body to pieces the second she was gone. i looked back at the cliff to see that while i was gone she had laid an egg. my biggest regret was not going back for that stupid fcking egg. the last gift my baby left for me and i disregarded it as useless. i flew home, heartbroken as the sky darkened and the clouds cried with me. that day, i learned the engram for the gravestone i had so foolishly overlooked as an unnecessary decoration and placed one in memory of my favourite baby, right on her little balcony. i’ve massacred every carno, kapro, sarco, bary and purlovia i have since encountered and will not stop until their rotting corpses fill the hole left in my heart. i have a whole little cemetery in my base now, it’s really cute.