The Mfs of ARK chapter1: part one: The island

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The Mfs of ARK chapter1: part one: The island

Me: Aight I’m gonna go to the redwoods to tame some things

My Wolf (lapis): IT SMELLS LIKE WHACC A MOLE HERE

Me:🎶No I don’t give a danm🎶

My compy (Noodle): I see terror bird over there

Me: LES GOOOOOO ME WANT KILLER KIWI

Purlovia: *exists*

Me: who tf are you?

Purlovia: D e a t h

Me: oh wait I has god console

<thanos mode activated>

Purlovia has left the ARK

To be continued on the yutyrannus page..

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