Ok I have one of these and here is my story…

So I saw the saddle and had no idea what it was. Naturally I unlocked it, grabbed some meat and berries and went searching for it… thought I was so smart too.

Me and my parasur ( named Ollie) went on a nice ride when I saw a group of scorpion thingys. I told Ollie to stay and went to check ‘em out.

JUST SO YOU KNOW IF IT HAD BEEN ONE INSTEAD OF LIKE FIFTY I WOULD HAVE WON

but instead I died.

I though Ollie would be fine cause he was so far away. Well he wasn’t.

RIP Ollie 🪦

In revenge I killed all of the scorpions.

Thanks if u read to the end. It’s nice to meet someone with no life whatsoever like me!

-the noob

(YOU WERE AVENGED OLLIE)