What are some funny jokes or stories about the procoptodon? Funny procoptodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have been searching for one for days on end and I come here but all I get is “CHANGES ARE BEING MADE” blah blah I need help not updates
This guy stole my 2 babies then my cat
I have the cutest roo, he is reddish white.I named him magma and I put the skin for that Safari adventure skin for him he looks crazy good.
Bouncing on this majestic beast is like saving 15 percent at geico...............
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
Hehe, I use these for getting wyvern eggs and even getting wyvern milk! Just train them in movement speed and health, and go feed those babies!
Me: puts the gun up
Kangaroo: kicks the hell out
Me:flying to another map
I trapped a level 140 one of these and I’ve kept it in the place I trapped it for 3 days it’s still in there
I went crazy trying to tame it until I found out how
Croikey mite, i’m roiding in a kangaroo! Hahaha!
Hey look! It’s Skippy, the bush kangaroo!
I love putting shinehorns in there pouch
Finding one of these bad boys is one thing taming it is another and getting a saddle is another 3 levels
Beezlebufo:I JUMP SO HIGH
kanga:oh crikey,hold my child.
When my friends say there easy to find
Me:”how……..”
Get a horse put levels into damage and kick em in the the face mate.
Everyone says they can eat rare flowers but they can’t
KANGAROO
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(I am more wordsso I can be sent)
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POV you riding your kanogroo
Suddenly a Rex appears and it wants to eat u both
Your kanogroo: THIS IS SPARTA