How to kidnap your friends baby’s or your friends actually 1. Tame a Procoptodon 2. Go to your friend’s base 3.… | Procoptodon Funny

622 points 😂 Funny Jun 24, 2017 Report

Please read these tips with an australian accent.

281 points 😂 Funny Jun 19, 2020 Report

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389 points 😂 Funny Sep 8, 2017 Report

my dream is to soon tell my friend when he logs on

"get in the pouch nerd, ask no questions were going on an adventure"

207 points 😂 Funny Feb 7, 2021 Report

I kinda like riding on a kangaroo cause I really feel like im australian. Plus when I see trouble I can say things like "oh crikey"

(Sorry if I spelled crikey wrong)

262 points 😂 Funny Jun 5, 2018 Report

Upvote if you love putting baby Dinos inside its pouch!

186 points 😂 Funny May 13, 2020 Report

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

He put baby animals in his sack

......oh his pouch...ok

171 points 😂 Funny Mar 16, 2020 Report

You can use this thing to steal babies

You can call this the pedosaurus

151 points 😂 Funny Oct 12, 2017 Report

CROIKEY MATE ATS A DIGGERIDOO JOEY KANGAROO MATE CROIKEY

150 points 😂 Funny Jul 15, 2017 Report

It's A Kangaroo.

It can jump.

It can carry 2 people.

And it's name is...

STOMPY

🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘👀👀👀👀👀 cool kangaroo

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