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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2019-08-24T21:06:08+00:00

This thing lives in ocean hell.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2019-08-15T03:11:02+00:00

Lives in ocean huts head on rock decides to like to eat rex instead of fish (face palm)

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2019-07-29T04:40:19+00:00

He eats 2 much stuff so he is supa ugly

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2019-07-16T03:20:21+00:00

*smacks head of Plesiosaur*

“This baby can fit about tree fiddy inches of wood in it’s neck”

“If yah know what I mean”

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2019-03-31T16:29:12+00:00

Think of it as a reverse mosa. Look at the neck and ugly of the plesio and the butt of a mosa. Then look at the butt of the plesio and the Savage face of the mosa.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-05-27T17:24:50+00:00

Me and sis encountered these for the first time in Valguero, and after killing about 12 of them (they just kept coming!) with our Baryonyxs, I said "suddenly I'm not so scared of the Jellyfish" because these dudes creeped me out at first.

The jellyfish wasted no time reminding me that I should still be very VERY scared of them. Thank heavens I have a basilio who saved all our hides. Lesson learned - Jellyfish are still among the worse.

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-12-10T13:10:34+00:00

This guy’s grinning like he won the lottery.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-26T03:36:57+00:00

I feel like everyone on here is on mobile where my console and pc gang at

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-19T23:52:29+00:00

Thank god I haven’t seen one of the those yet

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-05-18T18:36:28+00:00

He looks like he’ll steal your liver and sell it back to you for 3 fibre, and while you’re getting your 3 fibre, he’ll eat you and you’ll expire before you reach his stomach XD

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-01T23:26:10+00:00

Me:on my baryonyx (I forgot how to spell sorry)

My Bary:Stops

Me:why did we stop???

My bary:look

Me:see’s long neck fish also me:VJYGRFSWSQDWZQEWSQAWRVYHG

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-10-21T18:19:23+00:00

Me: ima tame this

My briean: ohhhhhhhh shittttttttttttttt

Me: why

Briean: we’re gonna f*cking die

Me: well shit

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-08-19T21:50:09+00:00

WHO CALLED DR.WU TO BRING A BRONTO AND A MOSA TOGETHER

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-08-19T18:37:16+00:00

HIS SMILE LOOKS LIKE THE REINCARNATED DEVIL witch means the devil revived as a nightmare that crossed from a turtle and a giraffe

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-30T17:00:03+00:00

There faces are not bad looking from front view, the look happy.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2019-06-08T08:21:14+00:00

Me:*is getting oil nodes with my Dunkle*

That one Plesi pod in the back:we're aboit to end this man whole carrier

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2023-03-25T18:35:05+00:00

I just saw a shape of one and I want to tame it but I can’t my dad should do it for me

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2022-05-11T23:42:02+00:00

Omg so cute. Can you tell I’m a snake lover?

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-08T02:07:54+00:00

Real woman knock it out with no mount

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2021-02-22T22:13:57+00:00

I'm dumb I put honey instead of meat