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What are some funny jokes or stories about the plesiosaur? Funny plesiosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my freind are trying to tame a mosa, and we KO it then we get ambushed by 2 of these guys and like 20 anglers and we’re off our mounts so we’re screwed my freind dies but I’m still alive I then knock the lower lvl one out by running away but then they all aggro’d on our megs the higher lvl one has Tex saddle and gc and other one has regular saddle and cone of shame. The plesiosaur aggro’s on the tek Meg and the 20 anglers aggro into the cone of shame Meg but the. I died and by the time I got back the tek megladon was bullying the plesiosaur and it was running away 😂 and the other megladon was standing still after killing all the anglers and the cone of shame megladon was lower than the tek one but they ended up killing the mosa😢.
I see this frickin thing and my soul feels like it’s about to get sucked in by that face so I be like...
>Your Scarlet - Lvl 199273 (Megalodon) - Killed plesiosaur Lvl 1<
Me: “OH MY GOSH THANK YOU!!”
Scarlets mind: That grin.....
>Your Scarlet - Lvl 199273 (Megalodon) - Was killed by pure shock and horror!<
Me: >Le stabs self to death<
By Zepher! >not my IRL name but it is my in game name<
>Try to sleep now... I dought you’ll survive the night.....<
>Also you’ll be able to sleep you just might have a few night-mares....<