Was out on my raft one night, it was pitch black and I peered into the water. Creepy face you would only see in the dark peers back at me. I panicked and fell of the raft and was stung by a million jellyfish, now I neva eva go into the water cuz I am really afraid of this things Creepy face. NOTE TO ARK MAKERS, DONT CHANGE ITS FACE Even if it’s scary it’s RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
First time I tried to tame one of these suckers it took off (torpor ran) right into two other plesiosaurs (which had some how magically appeared)
Long story short -
They killed my mount
And I haven’t tried to tame one since
Oki, dis rlly funny, or maybe not, but here is a story. DA DA DA! One day a mosasoir was at da bar with a bronto. Da mosa blushed and Dey got rlly drunk. Dey got married but den... DA DA DA! Mosa later a egg. Mosa yelled WHAT THE FACK MOSAS DONT LSY EGGS!! A year later it hatched and they that it was a bronto, then fins showed. But den the baby grinned. GO GO GA GA, da baby yelled. Awwww said da bronto. They went to bed. And baby crawled out of its crib and stabed its own dad. It then grew a creepy grin, and killed its mother. It then escaped and wrecked havoc. Ty for reading!