Shadow Wranglers

Chapter 7(6 is in morellatops)

It was rather quiet...jugbugs flying peacefully in the desert, deathworms being absolute pains, so overall normal. nothing the matter. nothing is wrong, nothing at al-

"OH MY LORD HELP MEEEE-"

"SHADOW SHUT UP AND STAY STILL I CANT PUT YOU OUT"

Ah. nevermind. Shadow was currently running around shrieking, covered in black fire from the shadow phoenix, which was currently chasing her down. meanwhile, Frost was trying to get her to STOP MOVING so she could PUT OUT THE FIRE.

"STOP MOVING. STOP DROP AND ROLL STUPID." Frost shouted, watching as shadow FINALLY did as suggested, dropping and rolling in the sand to put out the fire. The shadow phoenix screeched, diving down, claws outstretched, ready to impale her with its sharp claws, before...

"HEY UGLY, CMERE!"

The shadow phoenix paused, hovering just above Shadow, allowing her to crawl away. it was...seemingly offended?

"THATS RIGHT, YOU UGLY FLYING RAT, OVER HERE!" Frost screamed, waving her hands aggressively. The phoenix shrieked in outrage, diving towards her, before suddenly crashing to the ground, a net firmly wrapped around it.

"Thank god. i HATE phoenix's. theyre so...annoying." Shadow whined, snapping her fingers, causing the shadow phoenix to disappear to the shadow realm.

"On the bright side, theres only one of those ugly things usually." Frost suggested, trying to brighten the mood.

".....yes but does that include the shadow phoenix? the normal phoenix might be around." Shadow countered, crossing her arms.

"....you bring up a good point. lets just go find...." frost paused, checking her scanner. "oh....lord almighty. shadow did you piss off a god??? because next we have to deal with shadow rock elementals."

"....GODDAMNIT."

#FF4L

-Shadow(your favorite depressed hobo)