So i tamed one of these boys, named it bacon cuz it is a pig.

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So i tamed one of these boys, named it bacon cuz it is a pig. Then i got it a saddle, bla bla bla. Then there was this diplo that chose to shove me and bacon into a wall. NON STOP, we couldn’t get out of it, and i had to delete my ark and make a new one, press f to pay respects for bacon.

Whats the moral? Avoid diplos at all cost

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