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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 19 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-31T09:28:35+00:00

Me stealing candy after 3pm

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2024-03-28T13:33:39+00:00

It looks like this thing has a sun in its ears.

score 13 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-05T23:37:58+00:00

Me when I don’t have coffee at three am

score 13 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-05T23:37:27+00:00

Me at 3 :am

score 11 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-30T22:10:13+00:00

Nameless more like tameless!!!!!!

score 15 · Answer 6 · 2021-03-22T19:54:12+00:00

Oh these? These are nothing compared to Chihuahuas

score 16 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-16T16:41:37+00:00

Nameless: *finds ring*

Nameless: pReCiOuS.. mY pReCiOuS....

score 12 · Answer 8 · 2022-01-13T10:12:09+00:00

Name it bob so it’s not nameless

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2025-05-24T14:16:54+00:00

DEVIL AINT A LIE. fgbgfdfbgbdgfdfbgdbfgdfgbbfdgfbdgfbgdfbdgdfbgdfgb extra words

score 14 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-28T06:15:24+00:00

Goes red near the presence of a reaper the same way boys get when their crush is nearby

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2024-09-15T07:17:39+00:00

My nightmares looking for snacks in my pantry at 3 am

-Dog

score 12 · Answer 12 · 2021-11-18T20:51:27+00:00

me when my cat is eating my hair and wakes me at 1AM....

score 22 · Answer 13 · 2018-02-24T13:30:25+00:00

How to tame him: give him a name that he likes.

score 11 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-23T17:51:57+00:00

“GUYS HELP ME IM BEING CHASED BY A”

If you know you know

score 22 · Answer 15 · 2018-02-03T20:59:20+00:00

I was running around in aberration and a bunch of these came an R.I.P me, reaper king

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2025-04-20T06:22:34+00:00

This thing looks like me at night randomly walking around the house.

score 17 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-28T02:22:15+00:00

Your feet will soon belong to the tribe. Your delicious severed toes will be put into the center if their cult circle, as they bask in your blood. These ruthless monsters will go as far as murdering Rock Drakes to sacrifice to their king. They thirst for blood, and blood alone.

score 17 · Answer 18 · 2019-09-22T04:23:24+00:00

Once I saw one it was ugly. Thanks for reading.

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2023-09-12T07:57:28+00:00

3 year olds after eating 10 grams of sugar

score 10 · Answer 20 · 2022-02-14T07:19:02+00:00

Me: your mother didn’t name you

Nameless: 😢