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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.
Survivor: what was that noise?. Nameless: that was you turning out the lights MWWAAAHHAHHAAAAHAA NOW DIE!!!!!. Survivor: whoa what happened to you you look even uglier than before!. Nameless: I'm ugly?. Survivor: yep. Nameless: how ugly?. Survivor: well mostly kind of like a horrid disfigured hobgoblin with enormous fangs, glowing yellow eyes, a tail like a demonic rat and huge curved claws. Nameless: WHAT!!??. Survivor:yep here's a mirror to prove it. Nameless: AAAAARRRRRGHHHH WHAT IS THIS HORRID CREATURE!!!!????. Survivor: you. Nameless: KIIILLLLL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Survivor: whoops what's going on my shinehorns acting crazy!. Shinehorn: Allow me to introduce myself, I am agent Tinygoat, leader of the shinehorn nameless therapy trust. Nameless: what does that mean? Agent Tinygoat: that means we burn you with our chargelight until you become bulbdogs, the process is EXTREMELY painful and have a 99.9% chance of death. Nameless: eww I'm even worse than before. Tinygoat: but cute.
Nameless and Seeker hanging out;
Seeker: *Eating charge cookie*
Nameless: W- What’s that?
Seeker: Huh? This? *shows cookie*
Nameless: Yes that.
Seeker: Oh it’s just a charge-cookie, want some?
Nameless: N- No th- thanks.
Seeker: you sureeeeee?
Seeker: *raises cookie in Nameless’ face*
Nameless GeT tHaT tHiNg AwAy FrOm MeEeEee
Nameless: *Faints*
Seeker: O.O
And that’s why Nameless NEVER hangout with Seekers.
My dad once showed me a Nameless, i thought it was harmless, I thought it was Dobbys long lost brother! It just looks like a little goblin that could die if you sneeze on it! Then he showed me just what happens when you mess with those, how much he risked just to get my rock drake nameless venom. I never talked abt it ever again