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Survivor: what was that noise?. Nameless: that was you turning out the lights MWWAAAHHAHHAAAAHAA NOW DIE!!!!!. Survivor: whoa what happened to you you look even uglier than before!. Nameless: I'm ugly?. Survivor: yep. Nameless: how ugly?. Survivor: well mostly kind of like a horrid disfigured hobgoblin with enormous fangs, glowing yellow eyes, a tail like a demonic rat and huge curved claws. Nameless: WHAT!!??. Survivor:yep here's a mirror to prove it. Nameless: AAAAARRRRRGHHHH WHAT IS THIS HORRID CREATURE!!!!????. Survivor: you. Nameless: KIIILLLLL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Survivor: whoops what's going on my shinehorns acting crazy!. Shinehorn: Allow me to introduce myself, I am agent Tinygoat, leader of the shinehorn nameless therapy trust. Nameless: what does that mean? Agent Tinygoat: that means we burn you with our chargelight until you become bulbdogs, the process is EXTREMELY painful and have a 99.9% chance of death. Nameless: eww I'm even worse than before. Tinygoat: but cute.

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