
What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.
Why doesn't these have a name? You ask. Here's the answer to your question...
Ark Devs: Well this creature looks like a mutated hairless monkey so what should we call it? One of the Ark Devs: Well how about we call it a nameless? We can't figure out a name for it anyway. Other Ark Devs: Great idea!!!
I forgot jerboa in the radiation…. Ima go get him. *whistles* Oh hi jerboa- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?! welp must have left him too long in there oh well- what’s the reaper king and those other things doin here- *looks behind them* oh there you are. Then what are these things…. I gotta think of a name for them! Uhhhhhh welp nameless is ok I guess Wait- MORE!? AND WHATS THAT BIG DUDE DOIN HE LOOKS LIKE HES HAVING A HEARTATTACK! *thumps on his back and then he transforms* there u go bud. the reaper king just keeps hitting the nameless- welp ima be on my way- *moves so that the reaper can shoot the poison* OOF
Chapter 1 of Nameless incounters.