Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the nameless? Funny nameless jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-08-15T07:33:46+00:00

try chat sdfride nameless 0 then you can play as it

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2018-12-31T22:43:52+00:00

Is it wrong that I actually find this creature cute?

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2018-08-01T18:11:48+00:00

I wanna tame it and give it a name

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2018-07-21T22:34:35+00:00

Tampons are for people who bleed due to the nameless

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-10-11T21:50:07+00:00

I forgot jerboa in the radiation…. Ima go get him. *whistles* Oh hi jerboa- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?! welp must have left him too long in there oh well- what’s the reaper king and those other things doin here- *looks behind them* oh there you are. Then what are these things…. I gotta think of a name for them! Uhhhhhh welp nameless is ok I guess Wait- MORE!? AND WHATS THAT BIG DUDE DOIN HE LOOKS LIKE HES HAVING A HEARTATTACK! *thumps on his back and then he transforms* there u go bud. the reaper king just keeps hitting the nameless- welp ima be on my way- *moves so that the reaper can shoot the poison* OOF

Chapter 1 of Nameless incounters.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-31T23:44:23+00:00

I got a name for it, acid grinder!

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-10T16:55:33+00:00

If I have to kill another one of these tanky monsters just to stop and wait for my bulbdog to recharge, well... lets just say you may see a TV thrown out the window.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-02-25T10:30:06+00:00

WE ARE WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVEMENT

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU,SURVIVOR...WE WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL...NO MORE PTERANODONS TO HELP YOU NOW...

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-19T02:32:49+00:00

Me:walks up with ascendant sword

Nameless:my precious

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-12T10:55:05+00:00

Passive tame just walk up with 10 mejoberrys

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-05T19:26:35+00:00

Everyone be talking about this being Karen’s son but rlly this is Karen’s true form

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-28T17:28:34+00:00

Nice naked cat dodex very cool love it I want him as pet

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-28T17:27:16+00:00

Nameless nameless why you gotta be tameless

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-26T07:54:40+00:00

What's it's name? Nameless.lol not anymore

C'uase their name is namefull

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-20T11:05:17+00:00

This is how to tame them so this tip will only make sense to people who beat extinction so you now how the arks came down to purge the element from the ground just put a ark on top of they they will be very grateful

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-20T02:18:53+00:00

Lol in the picture it’s arm is covering his D*ck/P*ssy

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-28T19:51:05+00:00

Your jerboa is evolving dun dun dun it evolved into Nameless

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2019-09-22T04:21:21+00:00

Don’t look for those mutants there scary fat poop.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2019-09-08T00:59:32+00:00

I ate my brothers tooth when I was little because I thought it was candy I was about to turn in to one of the nameless

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2019-08-27T22:54:14+00:00

Still better looking than my ex wife.