Silly rabbit... you can’t tame satan!

Me thinking of what to get in pokemon unite:

Others:”What are y-“

Me:”SHHH”

-Dog

How is it nameless if it's name is nameless? 😂😂😂😂

I read that these are "Element infused humans"... what happens if you knock out your tribemates and force feed them element?

Best tame for starters it's really friendly just feed it mejoberries

This thing didn’t wash his hands and got coronavirus and mutated

Its a mutated Jerboa! Look at it, it cant be unseen!

My nightmares looking for snacks in my pantry at 3 am

-Dog

Cmon Karen, just vaccinate Timothy already, he ain’t looking too healthy.

Ark’s edition of Gollum....