What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.
Is it a mega perahna,is it an eel,no, its a meoder
Looks straight outta what might be in the ocean in Fallout….
Just run in water it's easy
When you see this
Run 🏃♂️
It is
every mean
And I got eight by it
I like em big
I like em chunky
Ur gonna die
Cuz ur ugly
Currently glitched and spawns with about 1% of it's HP. They REALLY wanted to nerf it I guess.
M O M M Y
N O
N O O
N O O O
P L E A S E
When I first looked at this I thought it would be in aberration cus it looks a little like a thing that digs
How many of my tribe mates did I bola to get away from this
If you see this dino in your front yard, just know upstairs we going hard
Oh no, I accidentally dropped the forcetame into the mouth, whatever shall I do?
Me: where is it
Game: i am right behind you
Me: x(
I finally understand it's name it's short for mosasaurus eater
Me after burger night bein like GOVE ME MORE
Me: Dude go back to mario odyssey like what
Moeder: stares with murderous intent
Max out a coel and watch the bloodbath!!
There is always a bigger fish
He is a big fish so just swim away or kill him some I don’t know how but you can figure that out
There’s always a bigger fish but then there’s this the mosa and gasopod child that ate the parents took drugs and swallowed 99999999 pounds of crack
It looks like trash because it is trash