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What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-09T16:35:28+00:00

Me and he boys roofing moeders cave with thatch so moeder cant get back in. STONKS?

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-01T16:20:22+00:00

Fish out of water.

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-12-24T03:38:32+00:00

Beat the daylights out of it with the tek power fist

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2019-11-05T19:24:48+00:00

I give you the holyshitwtfdidijustsummonholyshit

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-21T06:29:06+00:00

The omega flower from under tale the disturbing tv image.

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-28T03:05:51+00:00

The size of its feces are small LOL

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-03T17:49:36+00:00

This looks like some delicious fried fish

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-18T01:45:01+00:00

Welcome to the freak show buddy!

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-18T14:53:58+00:00

Doesn't it look like pinion the creator 3 or 4 tier boss from primal fear ark pc mod

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-23T15:59:13+00:00

When you accidentally drop the turtles food into his pen

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-23T05:42:22+00:00

It looks like it’s eating a bladder fish from subnautica

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-10-08T12:59:25+00:00

Big fat sea sausage of eels electric eels brrrrrrrrr+++76)(/?! Bzzzz technical difficulties

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-08-29T12:44:31+00:00

This rather ugly and weak creature is the Sardine of Ark.

They live in large groups which attract dangerous predators such as the trilobites and coelacanth. These creatures are usually wiped out in one swallow by some predators. They have been classified as extinct for years.

-DF

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-07-26T22:34:59+00:00

Mini boss? This thing is as big as my grandpa after thanksgiving!

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-16T21:33:43+00:00

Jellyfish I am the most murderous thing here mwahaha

Murder joined the server

Jellyfish left the server

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-02-04T05:11:41+00:00

Get in my belly it says now if only it had orange hair

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-12T22:11:55+00:00

Bring a reverse card it bites a lot

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-10T18:31:35+00:00

If Godzilla was a amphibian this would be him as a tadpole

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-19T01:56:25+00:00

That thing do be fat do😂😂😂

#fat eel

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-02T06:16:24+00:00

My friend: look big fisht

Me: oh hell no whistles attack target with all my mosa's die fiend