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Goddamn if these little chucklef*cks aren't the SINGLE…

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Goddamn if these little chucklef*cks aren't the SINGLE MOST INFURIATINGLY ANNOYING CREATURE IN THIS ENTIRE GAME.

I was just vibing in the Redwoods with my Argy and I see an Alpha Carno. No problem, thinks I, this'll be fine XP and maybe good loot, my Argy's leveled up and iprinted, this is gonna be easy. Now I'm confident, not stupid so I land on the black sands and shoot the big Carno to not have to fight it in Thylatown, and when I jump on my Argy, a little Microrapist bops me upside the head. Those 10 seconds watching a massive red bull chicken wading towards me were hair clenching, but I got on my Argy, I start hitting it AND THE LITTLE CRUCIBLE HITS ME AGAIN! Needless to say, I barely got the time to whistle my Argy on passive flee before getting torn to meaty bits. In the end, I got every single Argy in my base to follow me and annihilated the Carno in a brutal swarm of feathery doom, but damn I hate these guys so much I wanna tame every one I see and neuter it out of f*cking spite

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Riddles of the Phoenixes series

Through the eyes of the Dark phoenixes.

Chapter twenty seven: Never split up

They split up(Cyra very reluctantly.). Jack ran through the forest, dodging trees. It was very clear who the werewolf was going to follow. The slower person who it could attack. Jack. If only he had a sword….wait no, then he might accidentally kill Cyrus. Then again…a world without Cyrus didn’t seem so bad. Jack shook his head. No he couldn’t kill Cyrus, Cyra would kill Jack if he did!

Jack could hear the fenrir werewolf breathing heavily, sniffing all the way and growling. It was getting closer. Jack urged himself to run faster. A howl sounded from it from nearby. It was getting closer. Jack suddenly tripped on a lumpy tree root sticking out of the ground. He went flying and hit the ground with a thud. “Ow!” He cried.

The fenrir werewolf was suddenly on top of him, it’s claws digging into his chest, saliva dripping from its tongue. It’s teeth were red with blood. Obviously it had eaten something on the way over. It licked its bloody lips hungrily.

Jack accidentally hit his head on a rock behind him and his vision went blurry for a second. *FLASH!* His vision flashed and he saw a woman’s face. She had long glossy red hair and milky white eyes. Eyes that were blank, no expression could be seen behind them. Jack blinked and she was gone. Unfortunately the werewolf was not.

It opened its jaws and raised its head to bite down. Captain Swan’s old word of disappointment echoed through his head. “Pathetic!” He had said. “Do better!” Out of pure instinct Jack brought his knees up and kicked the fenrir werewolf of him.

It went flying and hit a large tree, with a long whine. It stumbled away from the tree and let out and long mournful, embarrassed howl and then stumbled off into the high grass. A gush of wind flew up and Cyra sped up in front of him. “Jack!” She cried when she saw him on the ground.

“Are you okay?!” Cyra exclaimed. Jack stood up and nodded, rubbing the back of his head. “Yeah. I’m fine. I just ran away from a werewolf, hit my head, got almost killed by the werewolf but other than that I’m perfectly fine.” Jack said, grinning. Cyra laughed and took his hand. “Let’s not split up next time. That could have ended badly. Where is Cyrus?” She asked.

Jack shrugged. “After I kicked him off me he went that way.” Jack pointed toward the high grass. Cyra sighed with relief. “Great! If he wandered off then that means he will probably turn back normal soon. Fenrir werewolves never stop hunting their prey unless they are turning back human. It wasn’t a full full moon so it wouldn’t last as long anyways. ” Cyra said.

Sure enough a few minutes later Cyrus came up, rubbing his bruised face and looking confused. “Are you okay?” Cyra asked. Cyrus nodded slowly. He glanced at Jack. “Sorry if I was a little violent. When it gets around full moon I don’t have that much self restraint.” Cyrus apologized.

Jack swallowed. “That’s okay Cedric.” Jack said. Cyra cocked her head at Jack. “Um Jack? His name is Cyrus not Cedric.” She reminded him. Jack grinned sheepishly. “Sorry about that. I forgot. I have a problem remembering names of…certain individuals.” Jack said.

“We should probably go back to the castle.” Cyrus said. His face was slightly black and blue hitting the tree, his normally slicked back hair was sticking up in places, and his black clothes had dirt and grass stains on it. “So your medallion power is to do what? Turn you into a werewolf?” Jack asked Cyrus. Cyrus shuddered.

“Unfortunately…no. Otherwise I would have thrown it away a long time ago. My medallion was specifically designed to warn me when I’m about to…transform.” Cyrus said simply. “We usually run around while he chases us as a werewolf until he turns back normal.” Cyra said.

“It’s a very dangerous job. Usually I do it because I’m the fastest. William occasionally does it but he’s almost gotten himself killed several times.” Cyra said. “Oh.” Jack said. They headed inside the castle for dinner where Nora and William were waiting.

Next chapter coming soon! I hope y’all are enjoying!

-SunnyFox57

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I was trying to tame a carodontosaurus and out of nowhere this dude came out of nowhere and got me killed

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Pin was my Micro Raptor. She was my first tame. Lvl 4 - Made it to lvl 266. Survived 4 maps, 9 bosses, Saved my ass more times than I could count. She was a vicious lil bastard. Managed to survive at the bottom of the ocean untill my rescue mission could get to her.

She fell in battle in a high lvl cave saving me from a hoard of insects and megas. (Way in over our heads)

Everything died in that cave that day. No survivors.

I'll miss ya Pin. You where there since day one.

Rest in peace you lil nightmare.

P.s.

To end on a good note. I was going through a junk box on my Ragnarok map. Found a fertilized MicroRaptor egg.

Pin was the mother!

Tack was born a lvl 166 beautiful lil bastard taking on her mother's plumage.

Many adventures soon to come that your mama would be proud you're a part of!

Welcome to the fam Tack.

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The Obelisk

-Chapter 81-

Forest reared back with a roar as Rust suddenly leapt up from the ground.

Spark wasn’t as quick though, and the young Deinonychus crashed into her, knocking them both over.

Spark laughed, pulling her head up to look at Rust, who still looked half hypnotized. “You OK?” She asked him, still giggling.

“WOW,” he gasped, lifting himself up.

“You liked that?” Spark asked with a smile. “To be honest, I kinda liked mine too. I love revenge.”

Forest smoothed back his feathers, spotting Crimsons faint smile. Rust said something to Spark and she laughed again, getting up. Nyx joined in, asking Rust and Spark what their Dream Walks were like.

“Alright! That leaves Nyx,” Cyan exclaimed from behind Forest, interrupting all conversation. “You ready, darling?”

“Wait, what?” Nyx backed up a step, almost bumping into Rust. “No, I can’t go! I’m not ready yet! I’m not old enough!”

“But you—” The Elder tried, but Nyx talking over her, her words spilling out from her mouth and over everyone else’s voices as they tried to talk to her. Forest tried and failed at asking her to listen. He sat down again in defeat.

“I have to be six to do the Dream Walk, and that’s two years from now,” Nyx was stuttering, pulling herself back into a defensive crouch. “I—I don’t want to. I don’t want to! I—”

“Nyx!” Moonbeam roared, slamming her paw down on the smaller Shadowmanes. Nyx stopped abruptly, her wide eyes lined with tears. Moonbeam stared her down. “You are one of the Five, Nyx. I know you don’t want to be ready for this, but you’re going to have to be.”

Her voice quiet and shaky, Nyx obliged. Forest watched her as she went up to Cyan with Moonbeam, their tails brushing against each other. Moonbeam made a gesture with her muzzle, stepping back, and Cyan inclined her head to Nyx slowly. They touched noses, and Nyx softly fell to the floor.

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Was riding my pteranodon when these dudes just knocked me off.Where did I got knocked out of my tame? Near a purlovia mound and then I got pounced by the purlovia. Wow I think ark just hates me. I died and my pteranodon barely made it out alive... I hate the microraptor.

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I was on my shadow mane and then 3 of these dismounted me and a group of 5 troodons started attacking me it was like the bastards fought together but luckily my shadow mane saved me, but I was knocked out for 5 mins. ☝️ if you hate micro raptors and troodons

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Really glad these aren’t in ark mobile😮‍💨

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My demise

One day in fojodour I was flying on my meanwing and I found a 135 rex . As I was luring it into the trap, I got ambushed by four mircro raptors 1 like equals 1 avenged ark player

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Ok soo I was on my bary and then I said you know what let's try to find I thyla well I found one knocked it and everything and I fed and about 30 min it was mine and on the way home I was running across the redwoods because it was getting dark (troodons) and this fawcker come running out like it's the king of the world and took my bary and the thyla so I said well I can just fly back and I found my bag but you guessed it everyone was dead so after about 30 secs of crying I said the from now on I will kill everyone one of these that I ever find and about on my way back from getting my stuff back and I WAS 30 MILES I. THE AIR and guess what another one kicked me off my mount so I died and about 30 secs from that moment i decentagraded that map and cried for another 10 secs and started playing rag so I have not played on that map I 2 years so

1 like = 1 R.I.P for onix (my baryonix)

And the thyla I never named

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Hello people this is my list of VERY ANNOYING creatures:

10:Dilo- These guys are not too dangerous unless your a beginner,cause the dilo spits at you and make you blind for a bit.

9:Compy- they aren't really dangerous but the reason why I put them here is because when you kill one, another will come and when you kill that one, another one comes. And it's kinda annoying.

8:Pegomastax- this dino is literally a thief, it will steal anything you have and try to run away, the good thing is when you kill it you can have your items back.

7:ichthyornis-this bird like the pego steals your stuff, but not only that they steal your stuff they EAT IT.I lost so many narcotics and some wyvern eggs to this bird.

6:raptor-they used to be annoying cause of their attack speed.Now that it got a tlc, there even more annoying cause of their pounce attack.

5:purlovia-this thing...Is soo annoying. It literally hides in a mound and when your close to it it pounces at you and stuns you and your tame.

4:Thylacoleo-this creatures is like a purlovia but they hide in the big redwood trees and grab you and pin you to the ground.And they also do bleed damage...

3:Troodon-they are neutral at day but once in night time, they are ferocious and dangerous.they do torpor damage which ain't good and knock you out, then they kill you,the only way to avoid them at night is to equip a torch and they will run away.

2:Cnidaria-this little (REDACTED) will kill you and your tames,they can stun lock you and kill you and almost all of your tames except the basilo.Soo many of my tames died cause of this idiot i hate it soo much.

The ONE the only.. The most ANNOYING creature in my list is...:Microraptor-they are just... Jerks they can knock you off your mount and stun you...and i hate it soo much, these little (REDACTED) creatures are what always causes me to die in the redwoods like everytime.I never survive a microraptor attack... I just wish they weren't in the game for that reason..

Anyways that all for my list I hope ya'll liked it bye and i wish the microraptor didn't existed.🙁

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