What are some funny jokes or stories about the meganeura? Funny meganeura jokes submitted by ARK players.
Fly eat die
Life of a dragonfly.
These things are so annoying if someone likes them that’s weird because if you’re teaming something they’re always there behind you and they hit your Dino when it’s taming and there under your bed😂😂😂
Me: has organic polymer in inventory
Me: eats the organic polymer
Meganeura: so you have chosen death
Me: OH NO-
You were killed by a meganeura lvl 5!
I know how to get them to come to you:Eat organic polymer and they will come to you
OMG I KILLED A MAX LVL GIGA *oversized dragon flies eats before you can harvest it*
These guys are like the cops on ark if you murder a dino they go after you
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it is your nightmare fuel!
„Its just a bug“ i thougt
„What can it do“ i thougt
How Naiv i was.
There always there everywhere I go, they evan attack when I kill something that isn't them😭😭😭😭😭
Marvin get the stake and lighter I’ll get the wood
When one is like 100 metres away from me I order my carnos on it 😹
one time i got surounded by ten of these and thats the last time i messed with em
This is what I called a, “Baby helicopter” when I was 7. I still cringe now…
Buses buse
Me: what is that please not again
Me: trying to get my stuff back after dying
ಠ_ಠ
Pete: I can help
Pete again:ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I thought it was the Silo
Bob:ಥ_ಥ
Why were they created again…oh yea, To make arks true purpose…….D E A T H
you hit one, ț̸̢̒̒͑h̸̡̟̝̓̈́̾e̴͉̠̽̚͜͝ h̴͖̫͎͛̓̕o̴̦̺̽͒̚͜r̴̺̞̠̈́̈́̚d̸͇̻͒̽͐͜e̸̙̼͖̒́̕ ä̸̢̡̠́̐͝ṕ̸̼͕͎͊̈́ṕ̸͙͓́̕e̴͇͎̽̚͘a̸̫̻̻͌̈́̕r̸͎͙͇̓̚̕s̴͚͓̼͐̈́̕ after you
I feel like these should be able to be tamed so you can pester the absolute hell out of enemies
You can kill others meganeuras
You can kill the meganeura
You can destroy the meganeura family
But you don't can gather a resource
“I save you guys from pool all the time!”
WHY ME? @•@
Hmm, organic polymer, says extremely hazardous... Imma eat 1 and see how much health I loose....
***does instantly