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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mega mek? Funny mega mek jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: walks up to mek
Me: hello? Hi!
Mek: ŴħäŤ ÐØ ů ŵąŇȚ
Me: I was wondering if u knew who the Voidwyrm was.
Mek: Ŵ볼…(coughs, voice changes to much less menacing and more wimpy voice)well, I do! I’m great friends with him!
Me: I was wondering if you knew where Richard was. I have a suspicion he was eaten by the Voidwyrm.
Mek: most likely. As he says, ‘ahem’ ÐĒĽĪČĮÖŰŠĖ VÎČŤÍMŚ
ME: that makes sense. Thanks!
( go to Voidwyrm to see what happens next)
Auto bots role out
I’m not a auto bot ok Artemis prime ok getting prime meat
The hole map no mom
That random dodo in hell how did I get here
Satin you know how some sins ark unfor Giveibowl yeah you killed a noob because he ate a rare flower
Dodo ho
Optimus prime ok I got that prime meat
You killed literal machines how is their meat in metal
Optimus prime oh but here’s some gears
Ok ill take them