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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mega mek? Funny mega mek jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 127 · Answer 1 · 2022-09-20T14:55:47+00:00

If this gets ten likes I will write Pacific rim 3

score 254 · Answer 2 · 2018-11-07T21:51:01+00:00

Prepare for titanfall

Skreet

score 187 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-15T03:49:45+00:00

Fought the king titan with one of these today...buddy was blasting the "Pacific Rim" theme through his mic and watched

score 187 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-09T01:04:46+00:00

Endgame thing ark gives us is Megazord. This is how it ends.

score 10 · Answer 5 · 2024-06-29T02:15:01+00:00

I wish you can use it anywhere.

score 155 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-07T21:41:58+00:00

When the guy at the ice titan file said "get your jaegers fight these guys" this is how wild card responded.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2024-09-27T11:03:09+00:00

It really strong but big and 😆😆

score 131 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-14T04:00:47+00:00

It’s pacific rim all over again hehe

score 116 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-12T14:48:54+00:00

To tame one , you go to the studio wildcard hq , reee so loud that they listen to you , then feed them dodo kibble until one of them dies and then torture one of them to tame a Mega Mek for you .

score 79 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-23T01:48:08+00:00

SPOILER: The games ends with a megazord and you seeing the power rangers. kill me

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2024-05-12T01:04:40+00:00

Knockoff Jaeger ( joke obv )

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score 54 · Answer 12 · 2021-03-09T10:01:31+00:00

How to tame one:

1, Throw a bola at it

2,knocked it out with a wooden club

3,feed it berries

Congratulations you now have a mega mek, saddle is unlocked at lvl 5

score 67 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-15T08:39:54+00:00

So alpha king titan is a kaiju. No wonder there is a godzillark.

score 74 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-11T02:45:16+00:00

Hey VOLTRON fans,

When you get the combination module as you equip the module, scream into the mic as loud as possible "FORM VOLTRON!!!" and then fight the King Titan blah, blah, blah, and hope it doesn't kill you.

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2024-05-23T18:33:32+00:00

How the hell you ride these do the have an elevator leg

score 50 · Answer 16 · 2018-11-08T04:01:14+00:00

When encountering what you do is die

score 7 · Answer 17 · 2023-12-13T11:14:55+00:00

Where is commander Briggs and it’s stand by for titanfall

score 30 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-06T16:50:29+00:00

Voltron, anyone?

I needs words

score 40 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-18T18:54:31+00:00

I bet the jeagers on pacific rim are bigger than this and they only need 2 people

score 38 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-09T21:20:26+00:00

I activate the spell overload fusion and fuse all 4 of my Mel’s to summon mega mek ultimate mek