What are some funny jokes or stories about the mega mek? Funny mega mek jokes submitted by ARK players.
Prepare for titanfall
How to tame one:
1, Throw a bola at it
2,knocked it out with a wooden club
3,feed it berries
Congratulations you now have a mega mek, saddle is unlocked at lvl 5
Endgame thing ark gives us is Megazord. This is how it ends.
Fought the king titan with one of these today...buddy was blasting the "Pacific Rim" theme through his mic and watched
When the guy at the ice titan file said "get your jaegers fight these guys" this is how wild card responded.
SPOILER: The games ends with a megazord and you seeing the power rangers. kill me
It’s pacific rim all over again hehe
To tame one , you go to the studio wildcard hq , reee so loud that they listen to you , then feed them dodo kibble until one of them dies and then torture one of them to tame a Mega Mek for you .
So alpha king titan is a kaiju. No wonder there is a godzillark.
Hey VOLTRON fans,
When you get the combination module as you equip the module, scream into the mic as loud as possible "FORM VOLTRON!!!" and then fight the King Titan blah, blah, blah, and hope it doesn't kill you.
I needs words
When encountering what you do is die
The tribe leader in the mek: THE MEK IS DOWN!!
That one asshole: PREPARE FOR TITANFALL🤣🤣
Us: STFU BOI
HIM: :( ok FINE
HIM *gets kicked out of the tribe for making that stupid ass references*
Us: finally peace
Him a few weals later with some gigas: IIII’mmm BAACK
Tribemate on discord for private chat with the leader of the tribe somehow keeping the dimorph Air Force a secret: SOOO SOULD WE SEND THE AIR FORCE IN
Him: HELL YEAH
mate: OK THEN *whistles*
Us: THE Hell
Our Air Force: HEEEYYYY BOOOIIIIII
THAT GUY: OH NO NO NO NO NO
THAT GUY: *tries to contact the rest of his tribe* *fails* WELL DAMN IT
Ah I see jet Jaguar made it into the monsterverse good for him
I bet the jeagers on pacific rim are bigger than this and they only need 2 people
I activate the spell overload fusion and fuse all 4 of my Mel’s to summon mega mek ultimate mek
King titan giant creature
Kaiju giant creature
Mega mek giant robot mek
Mek from PacificRim giant FREAKING MEK
COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT WILD CARD IM ON TO YOU!!!!!