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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mega mek? Funny mega mek jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2026-05-23T21:02:37+00:00

Me: walks up to mek

Me: hello? Hi!

Mek: ŴħäŤ ÐØ ů ŵąŇȚ

Me: I was wondering if u knew who the Voidwyrm was.

Mek: ŴëłĽ…(coughs, voice changes to much less menacing and more wimpy voice)well, I do! I’m great friends with him!

Me: I was wondering if you knew where Richard was. I have a suspicion he was eaten by the Voidwyrm.

Mek: most likely. As he says, ‘ahem’ ÐĒĽĪČĮÖŰŠĖ VÎČŤÍMŚ

ME: that makes sense. Thanks!

( go to Voidwyrm to see what happens next)

score 157 · Answer 2 · 2022-09-20T14:55:47+00:00

If this gets ten likes I will write Pacific rim 3

score 255 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-07T21:51:01+00:00

Prepare for titanfall

Skreet

score 196 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-15T03:49:45+00:00

Fought the king titan with one of these today...buddy was blasting the "Pacific Rim" theme through his mic and watched

score 189 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-09T01:04:46+00:00

Endgame thing ark gives us is Megazord. This is how it ends.

score 156 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-07T21:41:58+00:00

When the guy at the ice titan file said "get your jaegers fight these guys" this is how wild card responded.

score 135 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-14T04:00:47+00:00

It’s pacific rim all over again hehe

score 118 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-12T14:48:54+00:00

To tame one , you go to the studio wildcard hq , reee so loud that they listen to you , then feed them dodo kibble until one of them dies and then torture one of them to tame a Mega Mek for you .

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2026-03-30T15:58:42+00:00

Get one they are perfect for killing dodos because dude dodos are after the Update crazy they do more then 2.000 damage i know it’s crazy

score 75 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-23T01:48:08+00:00

SPOILER: The games ends with a megazord and you seeing the power rangers. kill me

score 66 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-15T08:39:54+00:00

So alpha king titan is a kaiju. No wonder there is a godzillark.

score 54 · Answer 12 · 2021-03-09T10:01:31+00:00

How to tame one:

1, Throw a bola at it

2,knocked it out with a wooden club

3,feed it berries

Congratulations you now have a mega mek, saddle is unlocked at lvl 5

score 76 · Answer 13 · 2018-11-11T02:45:16+00:00

Hey VOLTRON fans,

When you get the combination module as you equip the module, scream into the mic as loud as possible "FORM VOLTRON!!!" and then fight the King Titan blah, blah, blah, and hope it doesn't kill you.

score 53 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-08T04:01:14+00:00

When encountering what you do is die

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2025-11-03T03:02:39+00:00

It's a mek... only mega

score 33 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-06T16:50:29+00:00

Voltron, anyone?

I needs words

score 41 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-18T18:54:31+00:00

I bet the jeagers on pacific rim are bigger than this and they only need 2 people

score 10 · Answer 18 · 2024-05-12T01:04:40+00:00

Knockoff Jaeger ( joke obv )

A hElPfUl TiP sHoUlD IncLuDe A fEw MoRe WoRdS

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2024-06-29T02:15:01+00:00

I wish you can use it anywhere.

score 38 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-09T21:20:26+00:00

I activate the spell overload fusion and fuse all 4 of my Mel’s to summon mega mek ultimate mek