What are some funny jokes or stories about the mega mek? Funny mega mek jokes submitted by ARK players.
Auto bots role out
I’m not a auto bot ok Artemis prime ok getting prime meat
The hole map no mom
That random dodo in hell how did I get here
Satin you know how some sins ark unfor Giveibowl yeah you killed a noob because he ate a rare flower
Optimus prime ok I got that prime meat
You killed literal machines how is their meat in metal
Optimus prime oh but here’s some gears
Ok ill take them
Prepare for titanfall
Endgame thing ark gives us is Megazord. This is how it ends.
How to tame one:
1, Throw a bola at it
2,knocked it out with a wooden club
3,feed it berries
Congratulations you now have a mega mek, saddle is unlocked at lvl 5
Fought the king titan with one of these today...buddy was blasting the "Pacific Rim" theme through his mic and watched
When the guy at the ice titan file said "get your jaegers fight these guys" this is how wild card responded.
A Rex killed my mek
It’s pacific rim all over again hehe
SPOILER: The games ends with a megazord and you seeing the power rangers. kill me
To tame one , you go to the studio wildcard hq , reee so loud that they listen to you , then feed them dodo kibble until one of them dies and then torture one of them to tame a Mega Mek for you .
So alpha king titan is a kaiju. No wonder there is a godzillark.
Hey VOLTRON fans,
When you get the combination module as you equip the module, scream into the mic as loud as possible "FORM VOLTRON!!!" and then fight the King Titan blah, blah, blah, and hope it doesn't kill you.
fight a titan with this guy and then you’ve recreated pacific rim in ark
I needs words
When encountering what you do is die
Found in mountains passive tamed taming food rockets c4 explosive devices but prefers bolad friendly
Hurry category 5 kajui
I bet the jeagers on pacific rim are bigger than this and they only need 2 people
I activate the spell overload fusion and fuse all 4 of my Mel’s to summon mega mek ultimate mek