Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mega mek? Funny mega mek jokes submitted by ARK players.
Prepare for titanfall
Skreet
Skreet
Endgame thing ark gives us is Megazord. This is how it ends.
SPOILER: The games ends with a megazord and you seeing the power rangers. kill me
Wtf is that thing Admin in PvP server shows up with that thing Iβm screwed
Fought the king titan with one of these today...buddy was blasting the "Pacific Rim" theme through his mic and watched
When the guy at the ice titan file said "get your jaegers fight these guys" this is how wild card responded.
Jeeager verses king kaiju
NeEdS MoRe WoRdS
NeEdS MoRe WoRdS
Voltron, anyone?
I needs words
I needs words
So alpha king titan is a kaiju. No wonder there is a godzillark.
Itβs pacific rim all over again hehe
Ok, it has a freaky face, does nobody notice that?
To tame one , you go to the studio wildcard hq , reee so loud that they listen to you , then feed them dodo kibble until one of them dies and then torture one of them to tame a Mega Mek for you .
You can craft this when you have tamed 20 dodos and unlocked the terror bird saddle. Other ways are to passive tame it. Not worth it 0/10
DO NOT TAME, ITS AS GOOD AS A PARA AND AS FAST AS A CARBO ON LAND. DO NOT TAME. IT HAS AS MUCH DAMAGE AS A DIPLO
Hey VOLTRON fans,
When you get the combination module as you equip the module, scream into the mic as loud as possible "FORM VOLTRON!!!" and then fight the King Titan blah, blah, blah, and hope it doesn't kill you.
When you get the combination module as you equip the module, scream into the mic as loud as possible "FORM VOLTRON!!!" and then fight the King Titan blah, blah, blah, and hope it doesn't kill you.
The tribe leader in the mek: THE MEK IS DOWN!!
That one asshole: PREPARE FOR TITANFALLπ€£π€£
Us: STFU BOI
HIM: :( ok FINE
HIM *gets kicked out of the tribe for making that stupid ass references*
Us: finally peace
Him a few weals later with some gigas: IIIIβmmm BAACK
Tribemate on discord for private chat with the leader of the tribe somehow keeping the dimorph Air Force a secret: SOOO SOULD WE SEND THE AIR FORCE IN
Him: HELL YEAH
mate: OK THEN *whistles*
Us: THE Hell
Our Air Force: HEEEYYYY BOOOIIIIII
THAT GUY: OH NO NO NO NO NO
THAT GUY: *tries to contact the rest of his tribe* *fails* WELL DAMN IT
That one asshole: PREPARE FOR TITANFALLπ€£π€£
Us: STFU BOI
HIM: :( ok FINE
HIM *gets kicked out of the tribe for making that stupid ass references*
Us: finally peace
Him a few weals later with some gigas: IIIIβmmm BAACK
Tribemate on discord for private chat with the leader of the tribe somehow keeping the dimorph Air Force a secret: SOOO SOULD WE SEND THE AIR FORCE IN
Him: HELL YEAH
mate: OK THEN *whistles*
Us: THE Hell
Our Air Force: HEEEYYYY BOOOIIIIII
THAT GUY: OH NO NO NO NO NO
THAT GUY: *tries to contact the rest of his tribe* *fails* WELL DAMN IT
Ark has ripped of the lion king with pumba and timone and even simba and things with the mods, and the jungle book and now theyβre onto transformers
When encountering what you do is die
This is captain Jim in the Mek director : standby siren: May Day May Day me : probably a false alarm director: yea
Captain Jim lv 96 was killed by stupidityπ΅π΅
Captain Jim lv 96 was killed by stupidityπ΅π΅
Yeah I made one and did a orbital and made another Mek they saw each other it was true love