Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the mega mek? Funny mega mek jokes submitted by ARK players.
The tribe leader in the mek: THE MEK IS DOWN!!
That one asshole: PREPARE FOR TITANFALL🤣🤣
Us: STFU BOI
HIM: :( ok FINE
HIM *gets kicked out of the tribe for making that stupid ass references*
Us: finally peace
Him a few weals later with some gigas: IIII’mmm BAACK
Tribemate on discord for private chat with the leader of the tribe somehow keeping the dimorph Air Force a secret: SOOO SOULD WE SEND THE AIR FORCE IN
Him: HELL YEAH
mate: OK THEN *whistles*
Us: THE Hell
Our Air Force: HEEEYYYY BOOOIIIIII
THAT GUY: OH NO NO NO NO NO
THAT GUY: *tries to contact the rest of his tribe* *fails* WELL DAMN IT
GO GO POWER RANGERS
IT LOOKS LIKE A ENDGAME BOSS AND IF THEY ARE GOING TO ADD A NEW MAP THIS SHOULD BE THE ENDBOSS BUT 50 TIMES THE SIZE AND YOU NEED 1000 GIGAS,12 TITANS,100 WAVERNS,100 RYGONITHAS, 70 SERVER PEPOLE WITH GREAT ARMOR, AND THE STATS FOR THE BOSS WILL BE 100000000000 HP 14238 DMG SPEED 102