Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The tribe leader in the mek: THE MEK IS DOWN!!
That one asshole: PREPARE FOR TITANFALL🤣🤣
Us: STFU BOI
HIM: :( ok FINE
HIM *gets kicked out of the tribe for making that stupid ass references*
Us: finally peace
Him a few weals later with some gigas: IIII’mmm BAACK
Tribemate on discord for private chat with the leader of the tribe somehow keeping the dimorph Air Force a secret: SOOO SOULD WE SEND THE AIR FORCE IN
Him: HELL YEAH
mate: OK THEN *whistles*
Us: THE Hell
Our Air Force: HEEEYYYY BOOOIIIIII
THAT GUY: OH NO NO NO NO NO
THAT GUY: *tries to contact the rest of his tribe* *fails* WELL DAMN IT
More Mega Mek Funny Tips
Me: walks up to mek
Me: hello? Hi!
Mek: ŴħäŤ ÐØ ů ŵąŇȚ
Me: I was wondering if u knew who the Voidwyrm was.
Mek: Ŵ볼…(coughs, voice changes to much less menacing and more wimpy voice)well, I do! I’m great friends with him!
Me: I was wondering if you knew where Richard was. I have a suspicion he was eaten by the Voidwyrm.
Mek: most likely. As he says, ‘ahem’ ÐĒĽĪČĮÖŰŠĖ VÎČŤÍMŚ
ME: that makes sense. Thanks!
( go to Voidwyrm to see what happens next)