Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The tribe leader in the mek: THE MEK IS DOWN!!
That one asshole: PREPARE FOR TITANFALL๐คฃ๐คฃ
Us: STFU BOI
HIM: :( ok FINE
HIM *gets kicked out of the tribe for making that stupid ass references*
Us: finally peace
Him a few weals later with some gigas: IIIIโmmm BAACK
Tribemate on discord for private chat with the leader of the tribe somehow keeping the dimorph Air Force a secret: SOOO SOULD WE SEND THE AIR FORCE IN
Him: HELL YEAH
mate: OK THEN *whistles*
Us: THE Hell
Our Air Force: HEEEYYYY BOOOIIIIII
THAT GUY: OH NO NO NO NO NO
THAT GUY: *tries to contact the rest of his tribe* *fails* WELL DAMN IT
More Mega Mek Funny Tips
If this gets ten likes I will write Pacific rim 3
Prepare for titanfall
Skreet
Endgame thing ark gives us is Megazord. This is how it ends.
Fought the king titan with one of these today...buddy was blasting the "Pacific Rim" theme through his mic and watched
When the guy at the ice titan file said "get your jaegers fight these guys" this is how wild card responded.
Itโs pacific rim all over again hehe
To tame one , you go to the studio wildcard hq , reee so loud that they listen to you , then feed them dodo kibble until one of them dies and then torture one of them to tame a Mega Mek for you .
SPOILER: The games ends with a megazord and you seeing the power rangers. kill me
How to tame one:
1, Throw a bola at it
2,knocked it out with a wooden club
3,feed it berries
Congratulations you now have a mega mek, saddle is unlocked at lvl 5
Where is commander Briggs and itโs stand by for titanfall