Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

POV: a small family of R-Mantis living in Rockwell’s Biome:
Me: Flying over on my imported Rhynio
Mantis 1: oh, it’s such a wonderful day! Everything’s so bright and nothing is going to stop us!
Mantis 2: I agree!
Mantis 3: why do I hear something…
Mantis 1 & 2: what?
Mantis 3: uhh… what is that? RUN!
Mantis 1&2: run from wh-
Me: hehe free organic polymer, now c e a s e .
~ CPG
More Mantis Funny Tips
Oh dear mantus
Please please grant us
One more chance
I lost my pants
Do not grab that sharp stick
I will give you nick
In exchange for my life
Just don’t grab that knife
I hope you are kind
I do not want my mind
To be eaten
Or to get beaten
I will give you nick
Just don’t grab that sharp stick.
— plastic bag poem