Mantis:Wat u doin here go away
Me:Wat the h*ll are u
Mantis:b*tch Wat u say
Me:oh sh*t i better run right
Mantis:yes I give u a head start but u not get far
I jump off a cliff. me:see ya sucker I go out my way b*tch
Giant praying mantis.
I mean, it's a good description. It preys on things, and its big, and its a mantis.
Just pray it isn't a high level if you see one and you aren't ready...
The leap is as big as the U.S. President's net worth...
WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION FOR SAD?! I was gifted a baby joker mantis. It hit adolescence and I came home to find it on the roof?!? After a proper scolding she was placed to follow a babysitter (forest griffin was not pleased with his new roll as insect daddy) but yet I came home once again before she reached adulthood to find her gone 😭
forest griffin is still in questioning as a suspect.