I feel like it should not say non violent tame because this thing is very violent

Tame a kaprosuchos and swim to one of these bad boys and do it's alternate attack it will grab it in it's mouth. walk onto the shore where its safe and have another person feed it while in the gators mouth (if you unmount it drops it) it wont attack or die because it's technically not on the shore.

I step in the water near them, next thing i knew i was a bag

Eats at 28 seconds, not 11

If you pump your levels into speed and skim the surface while using sprint you can use Carbo shells as jumps.