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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mammoth? Funny mammoth jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 24 · Answer 1 · 2020-09-12T06:34:21+00:00

EVERYONE IT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED. WE ARE GETTING A MAMMOTH TLC!

score 40 · Answer 2 · 2017-11-23T03:34:17+00:00

It’s best to tame these in a groups with more than seven of them mate boosted

score 41 · Answer 3 · 2017-06-27T16:42:01+00:00

WE ARE FAMILY AND WE ARE HAM AND CHEESE.

score 12 · Answer 4 · 2022-08-02T22:23:47+00:00

Why did the mammoth go extinct?

For there was no pappoth

= the males

score 15 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-08T06:42:10+00:00

I should tame one

score 39 · Answer 6 · 2017-06-14T21:04:09+00:00

Real man knock out these furry beasts with their fists

score 8 · Answer 7 · 2023-02-08T16:20:53+00:00

Get a mammoth name it Manny get a sabertooths name it Diego get a big sloth name it sid you got urself ice age

score 30 · Answer 8 · 2018-07-08T03:47:23+00:00

Get A Sabertooth And A Megatherium With this One And Soon you'll Have the cast Of Ice Age in your ARK Server.

score 11 · Answer 9 · 2022-05-28T06:34:33+00:00

fun fact: his/her horns make a heart

score 14 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-11T02:05:29+00:00

Sid: does any body care about sir the sloth

Manny: no now shut up

Diego: he is right

score 26 · Answer 11 · 2018-07-08T03:45:16+00:00

I'm surprised no one has gone "DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT SID THE SLOTH?!" Yet.

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-18T17:21:36+00:00

Hi I am Byron and i like ark 👍🏻🤩🦤🦖

score 17 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-01T22:09:48+00:00

When you put a riot helmet on it it becomes swat mammoth!

score 11 · Answer 14 · 2021-09-02T01:41:16+00:00

Mobile players: am i a joke to you ark?

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-17T20:03:54+00:00

Me:Dude WHY DO YOU HAVE HORNS GROWING OUT OF YOUR OTHER HORNS

score 22 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-20T17:48:51+00:00

Try taking a group of seven of these with only your fists berries and a cloth hat

score 7 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-01T15:59:42+00:00

🎶I, Am a mammoth! Two of us, can hold a hammock! Punch me, you feel my wrath, as my feet go CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! My trunk ‘ll bonk your heaaad! CLUNK! I scare saber teeth! I throw dire bears! I smash dire wolves! Fear me! Two of us,(two of us,) can hold, (can hold,) a hammock!

Crash! Crash! crash! (Crash! Crash! Crash!)🎶

-Eighthop

score 13 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-12T11:10:07+00:00

Longneck rifles are and tranq darts are for sissy’s real men knock these beastly beasts out with clubs

score 15 · Answer 19 · 2019-05-16T22:54:28+00:00

One time i found a momoth and my brother said "RUN ITS A ELEPHANT!"...

score 12 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-19T21:50:48+00:00

All I’m gonna say...

1) Equip any helmet with the Rex Bone skin

2) Put hat on mammoth

3) hehe