Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-06T09:25:30+00:00

So, i went out to get 2 lystro for my daily pursuit ( im on mobile ) found male, fed him rare flowers then after searching for 10000 years i found a female one ( it took long bc dilos killed all lystros ) then i bred them and then i finished my pursuit ( i had to hatch a baby lystro ) then i killed the baby and i see, another baby lystro… man that lystro is traumasized 🤣

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-23T21:12:14+00:00

He gives an XP boost because his strange ability to back flip makes all your tames surprised and happy and earn more XP because the things your tames do decide to give your best buds more XP because of how charming they are😏

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-23T02:22:33+00:00

These guys don,t just eat a cupple berries a day😬…

they eat them by the tons😎

You can tell by how they poop every 2 minutes😝

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-10-15T22:10:26+00:00

THIS LITTLW SAUSAGE WILL FIND U...AND TURN U INTO A BUN ;w;

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-10T01:20:19+00:00

DON’T TOUCH IT IT WILL KILL YOU IMMEDIATELY IT DOES 500000000000000000000000 DAMAGE

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2019-01-09T20:18:00+00:00

The all mighty Bob! All hail Bob!

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-05-15T22:38:33+00:00

Why do I think of these guys like Therapists for some reason, am I the only one.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-11-09T15:31:45+00:00

WHY IS IT THAT THIS ATACKS YOU WHEN YOU TAKE THERE

EGG AND A MOSCOPS something MUCH MUCH BIGGER dose not attack you when you take its egg. AND yes I know this is unrelated but why can’t you ride moschops in mobile PLEASE Wildcard just let me make a use for moby da mossy

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-07T15:48:18+00:00

The one I just tamed really likes the Mejoberries but OMG they go right through the lil guy! One berry + two minutes = a turd.

One. Giant. Turd.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-19T21:36:40+00:00

I just made a base but I put the door on the rong side so my lystro can’t get in 😂 ( his name is FatBoi )

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-15T02:41:35+00:00

Okay so I call these things bobs because idk how to pronounce it and saw it and said "you look like your name would be bob"" so I call them bob now... I recently painted one yellow and named it SpongeBob

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2018-10-24T10:46:50+00:00

Why am i leveling up finally on offical, must be dog thing....

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-02-29T04:31:34+00:00

When my level 225 Lystro dies, I’m putting his picture on the wall...

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-16T12:58:59+00:00

This is the most wholesome dinosaur ever you pet it and it gives your Dino’s exp.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-03-20T15:26:03+00:00

Waaaa he is sooooooo cute!!! Yo

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2019-06-30T09:08:45+00:00

I found an egg, as I was STARVING I took it...Then I saw this BEAST run after me... All I could do was hide...I wanted to knock it out but I forgot it was a passive tame and I allready messed up so I had to kill it....

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2019-05-30T09:58:06+00:00

Had one once, he killed a sarco by staying to the side of it and slowly gnawing at it. His name was Moe and he saved my life.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-04T09:51:30+00:00

This mf shat like 20 times while i was taming him

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-04-19T16:13:08+00:00

The first time I saw this... I thought it was a baby moschops.