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I had a level 30 Lystro. I named him Pie. I was a low level at the time. Pie was awesome. He did back flips and ate all my food. Then one day...I was getting some stuff for a saddle and I heard the familiar sound of a car alarm. Yep. Freaking Ichythornis. I turned to find one had picked up Pie and was taking him out to sea. I screamed and tried to shoot it with my bow. I have horrible aiming and missed every shot. I ran out of arrows and the dang bird disapeared into the forest. I get a death message 3 minutes later saying, β€œ pie was killed by a level 2 ichythornis”. I than vowed to kill every dang Ichythornis that I came across since then.

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