Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
My lystro song! (True story):
So I once got a lystro and then I named him Lynn, then an allo came out of nowhere and I said "RIP Lynn!" Lynn didn't care tho he just ran at it so speedy he's so fast! Lynn killed the A-allo. He killed the a-allo. "Yea Lynn! Yea! Yea! YEA!"
More Lystrosaurus Funny Tips
You can not out run a lystro, you can only hide from it until he finds and kills
If only it had a platform saddle Γ°ΕΈΒ€β
Me and my brother play ark together. And the Lystros are my favorite cuz they so cute! So we got an orange and green one. We named it olive, and called it a cute little derp... Little did we know that if you take A Triceratops egg, it will come for you! And I had little water ballon derp with us, and it was too late for little olive... We made her a grave that said βhere lies olive-the most derp of them all.β Every like equals 1 spiritual pet for little Olive... π
They are actually pretty good at attacking when tameded. I had one kill two sarcos in a row without dieing.
It's like a loaf of bread grew legs. Truly a majestic creature, he will dance for you.
DO A FLIP
Tip need more words
And more
TAME THEM ALL. IF YOU FIND ONE IN THE WILD RESCUE IT FROM DILOS, KILL ALL DILOS
He is not how he looks...
He is more than a cute reptile pupper...
Deep inside, he is a killer...
A cold... Blooded.... KILLER.
Don't believe me?
You shouldn't.
Use in a mortar and pestle to make Listerine.
He looks like he eats turds (no hate on lystros they cool).