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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the lost queen? Funny lost queen jokes submitted by ARK players.
Lost Queen, what true lily happened
Lost Queen: mommy I’m cold
Mother: TOO BAD
lost Queen: but mother…
Mother: GO SIT IN AN ETERNAL FIRE
lost Queen : oh ok
Lost Queen: this isn’t so bad(fire crackles)
Lost Queen : mother?
900 years later…
Lost Queen: I have searched the multi verse and have not found my mother. Go forth and destroy the universe, my army
Army: raaaaaaahhhh
Mean while…
Mother: ( sips coffee) I wonder where my child went. Maybe I dropped her in the air vent.
extremly difficult 9 of us went in and she one shotted all of us on alpha difficulty. the key is the tek spear you have to get good at using it. she throws her spear and if she hits you its a one shot. and beware of the thralls with flame throwers we lost 4 people due to them on the way to the fight