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Lost Queen, what true lily happened

Lost Queen: mommy I’m cold

Mother: TOO BAD

lost Queen: but mother…

Mother: GO SIT IN AN ETERNAL FIRE

lost Queen : oh ok

Lost Queen: this isn’t so bad(fire crackles)

Lost Queen : mother?

900 years later…

Lost Queen: I have searched the multi verse and have not found my mother. Go forth and destroy the universe, my army

Army: raaaaaaahhhh

Mean while…

Mother: ( sips coffee) I wonder where my child went. Maybe I dropped her in the air vent.

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