Dossier : Dodo is the dumest creature.

Also Dossier : Leedsichthys is too dumb to be tamed.

Eh? Doesnt that mean this is the dumbest not dodo cuz dodo can be tamed

Listen here boys and girls, for it is story time. Once upon a time on my early game raft with my raptor, I was sailing towards my allies base. Keep in mind this was a modded unofficial server. So I turn around and see two of these chasing me! So, when they attacked us...

My raptor jumped off to fight them. Bless him. I had enough time to sail away, but the raptor never was seen again. Yet, I never got the death message..

YOSHI PLEASE BACK!!

First time I saw this thing was when I was new to ark and a friend gave me a raft, very fun until this thing came along. I almost took a shit

They are like underwater brontos hehe

Me and my Friends built a Raft for 1h straight, we went for a ride to the ice biom. We saw this ugly sh*t and went straight to the shore and then a fk…titanosaur spawned on our raft.

I was going to a Yuty when suddenly my raft bobbed little did I know these guys would attack my raft. My raft survived with one health

I was in the middle of the open ocean the first time I encountered these. One started chomping on my raft as I was going to the Herbivore Island. I had no clue what it was so I just kept plowing through the water. In the end, I made it to the island and the Leedsichthys didn't destroy the raft entirely. I hopped in the water to get a look at it and it just sat there. They don't mind people, only boats.

The great white whale

9am: I decide to make a raft base so I'm not met with a death screen everytime I log in.

11am: I've finally finished the structure, I go to work.

5 pm: I log into the server, to my joy i'm not met with a respawn screen, I have some fun sailing my raft around and decide to extend it for storage space.

5:30 pm: I've finished the extension, it looks good, I knockout a raptor from inside my raft, while that's taming I fend off argentavis from the raft; from my home.

6 pm: I decide that I need metal, I saw a cave on the south of the island earlier so I decide to bring my raft down there, I stick close to the shore so I don't encounter any leedsichthys, eventually, I come to a large gulf, I decide to save time by sailing across.

This was the worst decision I've ever made

6:30 pm: I begin crossing the gulf, all is well, then I hear it, a loud sound, coming from underneath me, I look down and there it is; the biggest creature I've ever seen, all I can see is A head bigger then my raft, and a pale white colour, I panick, I desperately try to make it back to the shore but I've come too far, there's no going back now, with another great roar the beast's large dorsal fin rises above the water and it hits my raft, shattering it into splinters with a single blow, the last thing I see as Megalodon feast upon me, is a giant white tail, wreathed in the red glow of death.

The great white whale

9am: I decide to make a raft base so I'm not met with a death screen everytime I log in.

11am: I've finally finished the structure, I go to work.

5 pm: I log into the server, to my joy i'm not met with a respawn screen, I have some fun sailing my raft around and decide to extend it for storage space.

5:30 pm: I've finished the extension, it looks good, I knockout a raptor from inside my raft, while that's taming I fend off argentavis from the raft; from my home.

6 pm: I decide that I need metal, I saw a cave on the south of the island earlier so I decide to bring my raft down there, I stick close to the shore so I don't encounter any leedsichthys, eventually, I come to a large gulf, I decide to save time by sailing across.

This was the worst decision I've ever made

6:30 pm: I begin crossing the gulf, all is well, then I hear it, a loud sound, coming from underneath me, I look down and there it is; the biggest creature I've ever seen, all I can see is A head bigger then my raft, and a pale white colour, I panick, I desperately try to make it back to the shore but I've come too far, there's no going back now, with another great roar the beast's large dorsal fin rises above the water and it hits my raft, shattering it into splinters with a single blow, the last thing I see as Megalodon feast upon me, is a giant white tail, wreathed in the red glow of death.