My Nonce collection

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My Nonce collection

So one day I thought of an idea. Why don't I tame lots of Jerboas and call them after nonces? Good idea right? So anyway I started to work and I tamed 3 of them in rapid succession, I named them Jimmy Savile, Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein. They were so cute and I loved them with all my heart. But one day a bad, evil man forced an innocent onlooker to record as he rounded all my jerboa friends up and shot them one by one. It was heartache seeing their tiny bodies ragdoll. I nearly even fell into tears!!

Even to this day they flood my mind with their cute faces and I just can't stop crying. Jimmy, Harvey, Jeffrey, I will miss you my children ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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