Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the iguanodon? Funny iguanodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I can’t tell u how many times this thing has come in clutch. But one day I was out looking for a bary to tame, then those badger guys pop out of the ground stunning me iggy (lvl 45) kills him then outta know where a 3 raptors 2 dilos and a Rex attack him at the same time lamo 🤣😂😭😭
RIP iggy
Raptors are speed
Carbonyems are slow
IF YOU SEE AN IGUANDON, YOU WILL GLOW
Ppl: Wait, what?
Author: You know, you will glow?
Ppl: Wdym by that? We will glow if we see it?
Author: Well no-
Other Ppl: Yeah! Will we glow?
Author: I told you, no-
Ppl: Then why does it say that in the poem?🤨
Author: Its just a joke. I couldn't really think of anything else, but glow sounds good, right?
Ppl and other ppl: Kinda. BUT MAKE IT TRUE!
Author: FINE!
Author: How about this!
Author: RAPTORS ARE SPEED
CARBONEYEMS ARE SLOW
IF TAME AN IGUANODON, RAPTORS WILL BE S SLOW!
Ppl: ......
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