Me: NO DON'T HIT IT

My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks

Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!

Him: *hit him with a pickaxe*

Megalosaurus: What in...*fall asleep again

Him: Funny! I will do it again!

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!

Him: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!

Me: *bola him and run away*

Get a high level and pump movement speed on it, give it a focal chili and ride it while singing ‘don’t stop me now’ by Queen

Someone please explain why I’m getting attacked on one of these- like I’m on mobile and I didn’t attack anything… like what? And what makes me even more confused is that on my iPad it dosent get attacked

This is gonna be my second tame of my new world lol

So i started playing this like 2 days ago. And I was trying to catch ichthyosaurus. Until I think I met megalodon or any kind of shark. So I started freaking my ass up cause I didn’t know what to do xD. So This shark is still in this ocean any tips for me how to get rid of it. Ps I’m still a noob and I just started!

Me tryna tame one….. The sharks literally swarming the water.

Icthyosaurus trying to go backwards: insert reverse walk

Finally tamed one after trying to catch up to and decided to get oil while I got chewed by a shark my Ichthyosaur would be still so I could ride to the surface then I died by suffocation and it died the shark such a great way to waste my time

So I got off mine to gather some pearls and then the little bugger bolts and I get killed by s megaladon, that was the worst 10 seconds of my life.

He’s just itchy give him a scrithy

These guys are pretttyy scary when your on low health and they just start racing after you with 5 friends behind them........

My first ocean tame was a Lipleuorodon. I enjoyed playing with it. I leave the game. I come back on after a while. Lipleuorodon isn't there. It turns out its a temporary thing...kinda like my friends and my wh0r3-a55 girlfriend. DO NOT TAME LIPLEUORODON...TAME THE F*CKING DOLPHIN INSTEAD.

Me: But, your a fish, so fish drop fish meat right?

Wildcard regarding Ithysaurous: WRONG!

Having a nice little swim and turn around to see this terrifying thing

Bro,I had a level 30 icthy and there were two megalodons were I was... I close my eyes thinking me and my icthy were dead... And when I opened them my freaking icthy killed both of them

If you see these guys, tame them because if you’ve killed one before then you deserve to have a giga come and kill all of your base, dinos and you!

I tamed 4 still alive however they always are getting into mischief and I have to help!

Pterodactyl of the ocean! Makes a pretty good fish

Splash splash splish splash splish

Splash splash splish splash splish

Get a tamed dino and the Ichty will swim to it.

Spam pillars around it so it wont run away. 9 pillers should be enough.

Ehen tamed NEVER EVER Leah it in passiv im the ocean or in a river.

Pyrania will kill it.