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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyosaurus? Funny ichthyosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Soooooooooo I tamed one and named it Finch, he lasted a long time... until welp.. a tickle bird came along and ate him. Yeah.. the tickle bird was then stabbed a lot. anywayssss tame these guys! :D They like to cuddle so bring your games while taming them! Oh, and stay away from the rays!
I tamed an ichthyosaurus, and I rode to the snow and then... I take it back home and stuff with items so I can move my home, then it got stuck and it’s still stuck right now please tell me if I should kill it or not.
Me: yay I like my pet fish. Ichthy: I WANT RAW FISH YOU HORIBLE HUMAN
Me: NO DON'T HIT IT
My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks
Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!
Him: *hit him with a pickaxe*
Megalosaurus: What in...*fall asleep again
Him: Funny! I will do it again!
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!
Him: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!
Me: *bola him and run away*