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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyosaurus? Funny ichthyosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
A drop was landing in the ocean nearby so I was like, “cool. Free loot.” Little did I know, there were three mega around it. I didn’t freak because I knew I was safe, but I changed my view to see better. Little did I know, I accidentally I unmounted Steve (my ichthy). I swam up to one of the megs and proceeded to receive a beat down from a meg and two jellyfish from hell. Now I’m trying to find Steve again.
Me: NO DON'T HIT IT
My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks
Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!
Him: *hit him with a pickaxe*
Megalosaurus: What in...*fall asleep again
Him: Funny! I will do it again!
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!
Him: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!
Me: *bola him and run away*
I remember I tamed two of these (one for me and one for my friend)got saddles,took it for a test spin and somehow killed a megalodon with it and then I forgot I left them on passive and later while I was taming a pteranodon they both got killed by a manta. R.I.P toffee and volcanic