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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyosaurus? Funny ichthyosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
i was swimmin’ around looking for some fish to kill and eat . i didnt find any so i turn around to go back home and there is a lil’ fella right up in my face . i feed it , turn back around , mine a rock , turn back around and see 5 of these water pigeons begging me for food ☠️
A drop was landing in the ocean nearby so I was like, “cool. Free loot.” Little did I know, there were three mega around it. I didn’t freak because I knew I was safe, but I changed my view to see better. Little did I know, I accidentally I unmounted Steve (my ichthy). I swam up to one of the megs and proceeded to receive a beat down from a meg and two jellyfish from hell. Now I’m trying to find Steve again.