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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyosaurus? Funny ichthyosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Yeah I have one. Currently. I made it a saddle. I looooooove just riding it to depths I’ve never been to before ( I’m a bit of a newbie ). I named him Wave and he’s on a high level of just speed and he was set to follow my raft.......HOWEVER.............he swam away once and I was actually quite scared and worried but I went online the next day and he was just under my raft so I stopped worrying, went to gather things and make a mating stable type thing for my raptors and went back to my raft. HE WASNT THERE!!!!! I swam forever whistling as I went, took the raft out in case he was still set to follow it. Nothing. A WEEK later I was getting oil and I saw the shape of and Ichy and used my spyglass to look closer. And it was him. So I swam toward it whistling and avoiding dangers but he skirted off, I drowned and I haven’t seen him since. Thanks Wave.
I finally tamed my first ichthy and was soooo happy. I showed everyone in my fam. A few minutes later I was sorting some things in my base when my game says that a megalodon had murdered my icthy!!!! I’m soo sad bc before I games that one I had tried three times to tame some in a canal and they all died from swimming onto the shore and dying! STUPID ICHTY’S! Up this for humorous reasons. ;)
Noob story: so, the first time I saw one of these I jumped out the water, thinking it was a shark. I went back to check if I was seeing things and 2 more join in terrorizing me. I had just been murdering a lot of fish in the area, so I ended up taking 6 of these things. Btw, all were female.