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Me:🎶swimming on along🎶ooh!a fish imma tame u

Fren:are you ever gunna get back onto da raft?

Me:nope!right brb.

Fren:wait where are u going?!

Me:to tame a fish.

Fren:u will drown!

Me:nahhhh I wont dont worry.

Fren:u will tho...

Me:alright little fishy come here...

Fren:*sneaks off raft*

Me:ok I'm done taming the fish can I come back on board now?

Fren:...

Me:fren?hellooo?you there?

Fren:...absence.

Me:...great they abandoned me.YOU BIG MEANIE!

Fish:hey mr survivor I dont feel too good...

Me:OH NO FISHY MC FISHFACE!

fish:bai mr survivor...

Me:nuuuuu! why you good for nothing shark...

Fren:bai.

Plz updoot and have a great day!(or night)

UwU

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