Having a nice little swim and turn around to see this terrifying thing

The first time I saw one of these, I was on a rock in the middle of the sea taming a Pteradon. It came close, scared me, and since I thought it was aggressive, I gritted my teeth and bravely killed it. Shut up, noob's mistake.

So funny that they were the biggest thing in the ocean but in ark they are the compys of the ocean

Dolphin: Weee! I'm so happy
Me: Oh hi little fella you look friendly
Dolphin: I am
Me: Wanna go home with me?
Dolphin: GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
Me: ....

Me and my friend we’re trying to tame these once... Then we were attacked by a high level megalodon, we died. I really appreciate how my level one otter tried to help. R.I.P Wilson.

I BE RUNNING AROUND THE OCEAN WHEN SHE COME! I BE
RUNNING AROUND THE OCEAN WHEN SHE COME! Oh your here well there just like cheetah but underwater

Ocean man. take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand.

One time I was taming a mosa and I got off to give it food and the the little traitor zoomed off somewhere with all my scuba gear and left me to drown in the middle of the ocean!!!

Don’t level it up only speed unless you want a living torpedo that is impossible to control

If it had a radio and multiple seats:
Driver:put on sum music.
Co-driver:ok wat song?
Driver:DEJA VU