Once upon a time, there was a level 60 player
Once upon a time, there was a level 60 player
Desperate for EXP and asking for prayers
He picked a pursuit he never picked before
To tame a fish called “Ichthyosaur”
He jumped on his Baryonyx and went for the tame
He looked around and around, but nobody came
But one day, he found the fish on a beach at the West
He squealed with excitement, despite getting no rest
He offered the last stack of meat in his hand
A few minutes later, the Ichthyosaur was at his command
He built the little fish a home right in a jiffy
Gave him stacks of meat and called him Flippy
He obtained a saddle and rid him around
He tamed many other fish and made a little fish town
The player started using little Flippy for larger and harder quests
Poor Flippy had a struggle staying at his best
But then the player had a stupid idea, never before thought by the dumb
He tried to tame another fish called Liopleurodon
He jumped on his new argy and headed for honey
Rexes were everywhere and they ran like a dummy
He got home and jumped on his fish
He never knew poor Flippy would end up on a dish
They found the Liopleurodon sparkling like magic
It went successfully, then awfully tragic
He left Flippy for the newly tamed Dino
Then proceeded to get chased by Megalodons like rhinos
Despite being abandoned, Flippy came to the rescue
He sped as fast as he can, but then failed too
Flippy died because of the owner’s stupidity
The Liopleurodon’s luck gave him enough oxygen to request his Angler named Angsty
The owner, with a broken scuba tank swam off in a pigsty
To heal, he ate a lot of eggs, around fifty
Then made a tombstone for little Flippy
R. I. P. Flippy the Ichthyosaur
2021 - 2021
You may be missed