Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Dev1: Let’s make an arctic creature!
Dev2: You mean like, another penguin?
Dev1: No, silly! An Ice Titan!
Dev2: Well that doesn’t sound so bad.
Dev1: Make it really intimidating and big enough to swallow a rex.
Dev2: I take that back, this isn’t gonna be good.
Dev1: Shut up and stop worrying! Nothing I make is ever a mistake!
Dev1: Give it hundreds of thousands of health.
Dev2: Hundreds of melee damage?
Dev1: No, 15,000 damage obviously.
Dev2: Is it a boss?
Dev1: Yeah, and it’s tamable!
Dev2: Well that won’t ruin base raids at all.
Dev1: Oh, you haven’t seen the worst of it.
Dev2: But it’s a boss! Not to mention it has 15,000 damage!
Dev1: Well it may be a boss yes, but it’s not the final boss.
Dev2: Do I dare ask any questions?
Dev1: Make it look like godzilla, but big enough to crash the game every time.
Dev2: That’s it, I quit!
More Ice Titan Funny Tips
So the thing is a beefy ice ferocious on steroids and is 300 feet tall….
Well what happens to the artic when it pees…
I mean it does it just cause global warming Dino edition…
Or does represent the real life meaning of walking on the moon made of cheese.
*coughs) yellow snow *(continues dramatically coughing)