Noob:what is that I bird a plane what is it?

Griffin:sometimes you have to kill bobs they don’t taste as good*sigh*

Noob:hello bird why are you so big*pets griffin*

Me:welp he’s dead

Noob:*tames griffin

Me:WHAT

Griffin:this is why I don’t eat beach bobs

Me: tames Griffin in trap

Me: *flys over swamp and accidentally dives into water and gets dismounted

My Griffin: Your Griffin lvl 78- was killed by Sarco lvl 20

Me: I hate my life

THE MORAL IS INSTANTLY PUT HEALTH INTO YOUR GRIFFIN

Not super funny but I spent 2 hours gathering materials for a level 180 griffen and it got stuck after it went out……..I hate ark sometimes (any tips?)

hippityhopptyyoucantshootmebeacauseimtofastforyoursillyslowlegsandijustwastedfourhoursofsomeonewhodidnttrapme

1.get wooden structures

2.place structures

3.find griffin and agro it

4.realize you have wooden structures

Griffin, not hippogriff. Get your Harry Potter facts right

Griffin: Mister are you worthy of me?

Me: yasssss

(Griffin stares at you coldly....)

(person has been killed by griffin lv 1 ...)

Com o grifo vc pode pintar um de preto e outro de branco e fingir que eles são o banguela e a fúria da luz Oh fazer uma história

The griffin was pointing to the ground so me and my friend were shooting it with tranqs and we got it :) <3

I had just got my griffin on Crystal Isles and I had named it Icarus which is a name idea I got from a YouTube video. In this video, the griffin died right after he got it… I had the same experience.

this guys turning radius is just

what

when i was trying to tame a 135 it kept missing the trap, i tamed it and then a 140 spawned in.. oh well

Just show him who is the man by exposing your Manhood!!!,he will follow you

It has the face of my Chickens! :0

My tribemate: oooh cool.

Me: *hides in a bush*

It says my griffin has 50 health😭

I killed one that I what’s tameing because it did not have a saddle and I thot it WBA’s useless

My Griffin on boosted ragnarok does 15k damage with the dive attack

First time I seen a griffin I was like ooo now I'm like damn...

Like this ^-^

It is not real it will not hurt you…. Pc Players: Why u always lying

We should call a griffin Peter quil