Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the griffin? Funny griffin jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2019-02-24T12:51:58+00:00

It's a giant frigin bird it issssssss

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2019-02-02T19:52:37+00:00

I have like 10 surrounding my base that are wild I can now never go outside without dying

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-20T02:04:37+00:00

I uh... thought it was friendly, due to it nicely going around me in circles. I go away, u have been killed by 180 griffin

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2020-01-26T07:18:41+00:00

Hello. Gj6fhtctucutctuvuydytcb

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2019-07-25T11:35:02+00:00

I was farming meat not planning a tame, I run into my FIRST griffen (it respects me)i fight off some sabers while leading it to a place to trap it....Look behind me, SUPRIZE I KILLED IS SOMEHOW

Lets just say I am upset

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-07-15T18:59:11+00:00

Tip, I shot 3 griffins and then someone told me that I can’t tame them because I was level 66 and a to low level to tame I was very sad😭😢

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-09-27T00:46:49+00:00

Hey gary an eagle

*eagle picks up jimmy and flys away*

Gary: where?... jimmy?

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-07T06:53:19+00:00

Me: sets up trap

Me: hits griffin

Griffin: DON’T THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME YOU ANT

Griffin: chases me

Me: runs right threw griffin trap

Griffin: gets stuck in trap

Me: finally!

Griffin: OHHHH YOU SET UP A TRAP FOR ME 👎🏻 IM GONNA RIP YOUR ARMS OFF ONE AT A TIME

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2018-06-16T18:39:31+00:00

This fo filed my harry potter fantisy.

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2021-05-29T15:04:59+00:00

I think griffins have names 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-13T22:18:47+00:00

Tropeo: I have a saddle that has a jet pack and I have explosives.

Quetz: I am a home, a titanosaur tamer, and literat forge.

Argie: I am a living bird Smith.

Tape: agility and 3 riders in total.

Snow owl: heat vision and I heal by freezing my alies.

Pterodon: you ain't that fastest wyvern! And I got a saddle.

Wyvern: u want to feel true PAIN!!!!!!??

Griffin: Vroom I am speed.

Seeker: I AM THE ONLY RIDABLE FL... Oh I'm not tamable legitly. EEEEEEEEEEEREER!

Dragon(Atlas): I am the true flyer to pick. Wait I'm not supossed to be here.

Yeetus cleetus thats all the deletus.

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2019-04-18T23:01:45+00:00

Pray to what ever lord(s) your religion has that you

A: Won’t die

B:Won’t have your flyer die

C: Get the giriffin trapped

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2019-03-18T10:01:55+00:00

Nuke of Ark (get it because of the dmg he does when you fly down)

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2019-03-17T16:18:30+00:00

You can make a 6 by 6 stone foundation and space out pillars and put a ceilling on top and let it aggravate on you and lead it into the cage and use tranq bullets

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-11T08:52:58+00:00

Ok, WHY has someone put in a RECIPE for COOKIES on a GRIFFIN TIPS SECTION??

PLEASE, go on Cookie wiki to do that!

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2020-01-13T23:52:52+00:00

Lion-dodo,I SWEAR IF YOU NAME IT BUCKBEAK, you are a disgrace to the harry potter world

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2017-11-23T22:22:55+00:00

Alice angel

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2022-05-05T20:07:57+00:00

Hands down the best flyer on ark

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2020-04-17T19:51:26+00:00

Take more than 10 year to tame and so bad stamina😐 even dodo it more useful

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-12T20:16:21+00:00

Am Taming One 25lvl Grefin In 1Hours+ Time 😐😐🙌 All Things Are Ok But Stamina Was To Low 😓😓 Now My Grefin 51 lvl with 700+ Stamina 1300+ Health 104% Mele 😐😐