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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the griffin? Funny griffin jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2018-06-12T05:21:24+00:00

your a wizard harry you jsut need one of these

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2018-01-22T16:13:49+00:00

Thought you were a friendly lion.thought wrong

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2019-07-23T17:25:15+00:00

So I was walking with 2 lvl 20 griffons following me because I needed backup then a lvl 10 raptor comes up not even hurting me and my griffons kill it after this gurl in my world lvls them up to lvl 40...do not get griffons for backup bodyguards

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2019-07-23T11:43:19+00:00

It was really hard for me to find one but you just have to look in the door. The gryffindor. One you find it just slytherin. You’ll find one ;)

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2019-02-03T21:36:57+00:00

As soon as they see you they will beat the shit out of you!!,!!!!

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2019-01-31T08:15:27+00:00

I died alot so dont try it unless yoyr a high level or do if your a badasz

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-08T21:12:46+00:00

Fights like lion poops like a bird...

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-02-20T20:28:21+00:00

I cant understand why in mobile version take a lot of time and on PC version is so easy damn

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-01-27T15:19:32+00:00

H E Y ＰＥＴＥＲ

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-07T07:00:48+00:00

Me: Yo griffin

Griffin: *Turns Around*

Griffin: what do you want you little ant!

Me: I want your feathers

Griffin: OH HECK NO

Griffin: *Swipes Tail At Me And Roars*

Me: throws lasso on griffins neck

Griffin: *Tries to break rope*

Me: pulls rope

Griffin: *Falls Down*

Me: *Throws Huge Net On Griffin*

Me: *Grabs At Griffins Feathers And Rips Some Out* perfect for my feather plaque!

Griffin: *Gets Out Of Net And Kills Me*

Griffin: PERFECT FOR MY HUMAN PLAQUE!!!

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-10-04T15:47:19+00:00

Only real men Tame with cooked fish meat (btw it is a joke)

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-24T01:05:09+00:00

ark:we dont have a fast flying dino

griffen:hold my beer

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-09-06T07:05:39+00:00

Ok this is a game about dinosaurs right? Uh WHAT IS THIS THING!!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-08-19T04:41:05+00:00

So why did the grifing die cause it the grifinvirus

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-07-25T12:26:06+00:00

Griff 1:help me brother

Griff 2:long.live.the king

Baby griff:NOOOOOOOOOO!

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-06-30T01:08:15+00:00

I HAVE TRIED AND TRIED AND TRIED BUT I WILL BE SUCESSFUL AND TAME A LVL 1 WITH MY MEAT I WILL SUCEED I HAVE GOD MODE ON MOBILE I WILL SUCEED STOP SAYING ITS IMPOSSIBLE!! >sorry for any grammar mistakes gravely<

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-14T07:14:32+00:00

Royals are mobile. There's no difference other than that lol

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-13T05:40:28+00:00

Hmm I think I'll name you, but what should I name you? Ah got the perfect name👍 ITS THE POPO!!!!😱

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-04-12T04:15:15+00:00

Did you now that griffins can fly!!!!!! And land to awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-07T14:37:21+00:00

My griffin some how has 54 health which is not possible because the base health for a level 1 is 950???