Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So...
There nice they say,
Go shove meat up its arse they said,
It'll be fine thay said,
Now I ain't no rocket scientist to know that me jamming out to doom eternal the only thing they fear is you but that thing charging at me strikes fear in my soul. -L
More Griffin Funny Tips
I don't have any tips but I can make chocolate chip cookies....Ingredients
3/4
cup granulated sugar
3/4
cup packed brown sugar
1
cup butter or margarine, softened
1
teaspoon vanilla
1
egg
2 1/4
cups Gold Medalβ’ all-purpose flour
1
teaspoon baking soda
1/2
teaspoon salt
1
cup coarsely chopped nuts
1
package (12 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips (2 cups)
Steps
1
Heat oven to 375ΒΊF.
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Mix sugars, butter, vanilla and egg in large bowl. Stir in flour, baking soda and salt (dough will be stiff). Stir in nuts and chocolate chips.
3
Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls about 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet.
4
Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool slightly; remove from cookie sheet. Cool on wire rack.
-Midget
Before you all go naming your griffins "Buckbeak" lemme lay some mythology on ya. Buckbeak from Harry Potter was actually a hippogriff which is a horse combined with a eagle. A griffin is a lion combined with an eagle. Just keep this in mind before going on a Buckbeak naming spree.
Step one: Spawn in.
Step two: Make stone tools.
Step three: Accidently agro a griffin.
Step four: Pray to Thor for a quick death
Wtf is the difference between a royal griffen and a Griffen?!?!?!?!?
If Griffins should have a baby skin chose the up arrow
I can see all the new click bait YouTube titles now *HOW TO GET 10 MILLION WYVERN EGGS WITH OUT DYING NEW GAMEBREAKING DINO IS THIS THE END OF ARK?!!* lmao
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If ya hadn't noticed I worked hard to create a dive bombinh griffin.
Tropeognathus: ha I got a saddle with cannons and jets!
Quetzal: wait you get a cannon and a jet, I only got a platform saddle.
Tapejara: wait you got a platform saddle, I only got a saddle with three seats.
Pterandon: wait you got three seats, I only got one.
Wyvern: wait you guys got saddles.
Griffin: get used to it.
Some guy was about to reck my base. That is, until he saw my griffin named Buckbeak. Instead of destroying my base, he complemented me and gave me a ton of stuff. What an idiot. Buckbeak was a hippogriff.
Thought he'd be a friendly lion eagle. Thought wrong.