Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me: Yo griffin Griffin: *Turns Around* Griffin: what do you want you little…
Me: Yo griffin
Griffin: *Turns Around*
Griffin: what do you want you little ant!
Me: I want your feathers
Griffin: OH HECK NO
Griffin: *Swipes Tail At Me And Roars*
Me: throws lasso on griffins neck
Griffin: *Tries to break rope*
Me: pulls rope
Griffin: *Falls Down*
Me: *Throws Huge Net On Griffin*
Me: *Grabs At Griffins Feathers And Rips Some Out* perfect for my feather plaque!
Griffin: *Gets Out Of Net And Kills Me*
Griffin: PERFECT FOR MY HUMAN PLAQUE!!!
More Griffin Funny Tips
I don't have any tips but I can make chocolate chip cookies....Ingredients
3/4
cup granulated sugar
3/4
cup packed brown sugar
1
cup butter or margarine, softened
1
teaspoon vanilla
1
egg
2 1/4
cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour
1
teaspoon baking soda
1/2
teaspoon salt
1
cup coarsely chopped nuts
1
package (12 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips (2 cups)
Steps
1
Heat oven to 375ºF.
2
Mix sugars, butter, vanilla and egg in large bowl. Stir in flour, baking soda and salt (dough will be stiff). Stir in nuts and chocolate chips.
3
Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls about 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet.
4
Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool slightly; remove from cookie sheet. Cool on wire rack.
-Midget
Before you all go naming your griffins "Buckbeak" lemme lay some mythology on ya. Buckbeak from Harry Potter was actually a hippogriff which is a horse combined with a eagle. A griffin is a lion combined with an eagle. Just keep this in mind before going on a Buckbeak naming spree.
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If ya hadn't noticed I worked hard to create a dive bombinh griffin.
Tropeognathus: ha I got a saddle with cannons and jets!
Quetzal: wait you get a cannon and a jet, I only got a platform saddle.
Tapejara: wait you got a platform saddle, I only got a saddle with three seats.
Pterandon: wait you got three seats, I only got one.
Wyvern: wait you guys got saddles.
Griffin: get used to it.